
Dear Web Designer:
I’ve been meaning to tell you this for quite some time, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. But, the time has come to out you and your dirty ways. Generally, I can take some level of bad design. I understand you use a PC. I know that most sites on the internet, especially those created by corporations, look like they jumped out of a time machine. And yes, it’s tolerable that your site is fatter than Kirstie Alley off of weight watchers. But the designs YOU make are so bad I want to vomit. Therefore, I created you a list of ways to save my stomach and your shoes. Web designer, take notes!